Sunday, June 29, 2008

Celebrity Memories and What To Feed Your Shitzu

My goodness! Thank you all for the lovely comments in regard to my first-ever blog entry! This is going to be soooo much fun!

Speaking of fun, I'm reminded of all the crazy things that have happened to me in my life in show business. The backstage pranks, the parties, the Thorazine, and of course, all the wonderful, talented people I've had the pleasure to work with. Such good times. Although, since I began my career at the age of 7, it's a safe bet that most of the technicians, stagehands and make-up people who helped make me look so good on your TV screen are all probably dead by now. That's too bad. But some of them were already pretty old when I met them, may they rest in peace.

Now, one person I hope is sucking dirt is that awful little bastard, Neddy Quinn. That talentless, ugly little snot beat me out for more plum roles over the years. I don't know what kind of "favors" he did for the directors but that kid must've mowed a lot of lawns and washed a lot of Plymouths. Ironically, we always seemed to end up working together. In fact, hat's me and Neddy with two girl models on the box of the popular game "Mousetrap". We're shown laughing and smiling while playing the game — but to this day I can't bear bringing out the box for fear of seeing "him" again. So, it's been over 40 years since I've enjoyed a nice round of "Moustrap". I guess I shouldn't let these things bother me, after all it's been a long time and I'm only denying myself. Why should I give up my fun just because that awful Neddy Quinn is in the photo?

Well, let's move on to a more pleasant topic, let's talk some Shitzu (I love that gag!) I said I would tell you what to feed your little dear (or any other small breed for that matter). Well, I learned from Rudd Weatherwax (Lassie's trainer) that a mixture of beef liver, rice and kibble is the best thing in the world to feed your dog. I trust Rudd (I think he's dead now, too) and that's what I feed Twinkles III and Sparkles IV, and they're sure no worse for the wear!

Next time, I'll share some of my watercolors. Be well!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Ames, the best food you can feed your dogs, if you don't mind the work, is the B.A.R.F. diet.

Please don't think it is a joke, unlike my previous lapse in good manners, Bones And Raw Foods diet is a bonafide healthy way to treat your dogs.

Google it, its no joke, (though it opens up a world of possibilities, doesn't it?) here's just one link:

http://www.barfworld.com/